Our Grateful Life

I am desperate, please send BBQ…

Dear Jim and Nick,

We’ve never met but I totally love you both. And your BBQ. Seriously, it is unmatched in its awesomeness. The cheddar biscuits, the macaroni and cheese, the potato salad, the onion rings. All fabulous and yet mere mortal in comparison to the yummy goodness of your BBQ.

Today I come to you not only to pledge my undying love and faithfulness but also to plead with you. You see, I am alone in my BBQ love. There is nothing to satisfy me here. Nothing that even tempts me. Oh sure, I’ve tried others but your first love will always be strongest in your heart.

Please, please, end this torment and say you will open a restaurant here. I am at your complete disposal for word-of-mouth advertising. I’m not knocking on doors but I will tell everyone I know. That’s tens of people!

We can make this work. I know we can. If you just take that first step, I’ll take the others right up to your front door.

Thank you for your consideration.

Your biggest fan,
Robin