Thursday, August 12, 2010

Judgement day...

Look. I know when I have to stand before my Savior and give an account of every one of my sins it will not be pretty.

I dread it.

I fear it.

I'm ashamed of it.

But after the day I've had, I believe whole-heartedly that standing just in front of me will be my least favorite person. Right now anyway.

He will have to stand there and face not only the Lord's displeasure but mine too.

Because he created Excel.

That's right Bill.

You will have to give an account of why you would create such a thing. A program that has given me nothing be heartache for the past 12 hours.

Why when I format the cells to Zip Code and NOT Zip Code + 4 do they not all correct themselves? Why change some but not all?

Why, Bill, why?

You may not have an answer for me today but you better come up with one before you face eternity.

2 comments:

  1. I need a laugh, this was hilarious...only you, Robin, can make a complaint a hillarious story!

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  2. LOL - you're too much! I'll say a prayer for poor Bill. I'm sure you'll be giving him an earful while you're waiting in line!

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